I never tried to be famous nor went out of the way to be famous. One day I went shopping around Ohio in various part of town and everywhere people noticed me. I went out of state and people noticed me too. One day I received text regarding me and called Verizon and found it was forwarded to millions upon millions of people. The reason why I became famous based out of context lies based off of that video taken. The video showing me being an ass was taken out of context since I took polygraph proven I had not behaved toward women this way in more 10 years! This video was a just angry moment and nothing more. The text message that was forward 10 million people falsely tricked people about my personality being an ass hole all the time. The text message also lied about women being 17 years when she actually 20 something years old. The text message also suggested I got sex from behaving this way toward this woman. The fact of matter is the video was a breakup video about her lying about not having a boyfriend anymore. This woman was a manipulative and most deceptive woman who I ever dated in my life. This text message was sent to the US without my permission, please contact me and show I can have this text message removed from you carrier network. The person or persons who sent this text across the US have never been caught nor has justice been put to rest. Having a text forwarded across the US will always have my impact my career or future. Being famous and hated on will affect me from having any job in the future. Employers treat gossip worse than felonies or misdemeanors preventing me from get a job anywhere especially in Ohio. Don’t believe I can video tape myself at any employer anywhere proving this is true. The next time someone forwarded a text message about someone across the US please ignore it. The Us government needs to pass a law preventing the mass forwarding of text messages across the US.
Shit My Dad Says is a book that later become CBS TV show for a couple of years that William Shatner star in as the father in renamed version of the book “Bleep My Dad Says”. The book is more entertaining than the TV show I felt. This funny book has huge popularity maybe more than Tucker Max’s books with over 2 million twitters followers. Justin Halpern who moved to be long distance girlfriend ended up breaking his girlfriend since he nowhere to go he asked to stay with his father.
His father was Vietnam veteran and used funny yet vulgar language. At first, I thought Justin father was another grumpy grandfather like Grumpy Old Men or grandfather on “Everyone Love Raymond.” The twitter feed shows unique and funny quotes from the book. Sh*t My Dad Says uses funny quotes that unique in their selves and exposes not only funny quotes but the life of the author’s father too and the events growing up with his father (Sam). His father has unique gift swearing in learning and witty way which attracted to me reading this book. As a former Vietnam Veteran, you can get a sense of author’s father interesting life and how he managed to raise a family and more.
There are many memorable chapters such as On My Bloody Nose. Many guys growing had issues with other kids regarding bullying or having problems with other kids. This book exposing how the author father on how he handled the situation by saying “Do me a favor and tell people you got punched in the face.” There many relatable chapters in this book that both men and women can remember growing up. Another funny story was called “On the Death of Our First Dog” which was a story that everyone can relate to having a first pet when growing up.
The author Justin recognizes the tough love and pride that he has for his father for raising up the way he did. Nor was the father in the book was crude or being ruthless raising Justin but in a sweet and loving way. Justin father is very loving and supportive of Justin in a good way. Most people might take from the title that the book is kind like movie Bad Santa where the father like figure does not really have any care in the world and pushes tough love to be ruthless but that is not the case.
However, this book is not politically correct as the book exposes how his own father embarrassed him from time to time. This why I like this book and 2 million other people agree because the author is willing to embarrass him selves to expose the funny moments in his life by direct and connecting with each reader. If you had a father who behaved this way I truly recommend picking up this book today. If you’re looking for laughter I definitely ask you to stop and pick up this book today especially if you are not offended by vulgar language.
My name is M Bailey, just to name a few media networks I have been mentioned me on the radio the present. Being famous will increase a literary agent success rate because I have written 2 funny books and you will get free media coverage if these books become published. Two of books are biography humor short stories and one book is a self-help book comparing the problem with internet job applications and time before we had internet job applications. I discuss secret tactics from a 2 year case study to get around internet job applications software algorithms that HR Manger uses to sort resumes. I leave it up the literity agent or publisher to name the titles of these books. What makes these funny books exciting is that they are based on true stories of corporate and government corruption with humor in the mix of my daily work life. Since I am famous I had dozens of people come up and ask me when am I going to publish my books and I have 15,000 followers on Google Hangout just the first month. I had my friends who is a professor that give 50 students a printed copy of my funny biography to read during class and a majority of the college students loved it. What makes these biographies so exciting is that they are very funny short stories with unpredictable events that happened in my life that will keep readers reading and laughing. I could go into more detail about these 3 books but I like to keep it short and sweet. These 3 books have already been edited by an editor and have been proofread which will make the literary process go much faster. The bottom line I am famous, have followers, and will get free national media and radio coverage if these books are published. Checkout book at comedian store at https://funnybookbookstore.wordpress.com/funy-book-renowned-publications-neighbor-comedian-store/